Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, wee ones! Your mom isn't screaming, she's just expressing herself. Being a mother is tough and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to her limit. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't stress out. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to behave yourself.
Just remember, mama loves you.
The Wonderful World of Mom Chaos: Fueling Up on Caffeine
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Don't Mess with Mama
You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, their little offspring are treasured, and she won't think twice to safeguard them. If you touch her pride, prepare for a scary display. This isn't the time to be reckless. Better stay away while you still can.
- Stay calm.
- Back off.
- Hush up.
Raising Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be honest, raising a dragon isn't similar to teaching your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who fully understand the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a manual that details everything from emitting hot breath to social etiquette. You're on your own, trainer, and the only guide is trial and error.
Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.
Later on/Down the here road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Cherish My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously amazing, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are precious, and they completely drain your sanity. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of sparkling can be just the ticket you need to unwind. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Mom life
- Happy hour